diff --git a/layouts/404.html b/layouts/404.html index 51ae7fe..004ece5 100755 --- a/layouts/404.html +++ b/layouts/404.html @@ -1,6 +1,384 @@ {{ define "header" }}{{ partial "page-header.html" . }}{{ end }} {{ define "main" }} -
-

This is not the page you were looking for

-
+ + +
+
+
+ + + + bash -- 404 +
+
+
+
+ visitor@ritual.sh:~$ + cd {{ .Page.RelPermalink }} +
+
+ bash: cd: {{ .Page.RelPermalink }}: No such file or directory +
+ +
+ visitor@ritual.sh:~$ + cat /var/log/error.log +
+ + 
+                   _.--""--._
+                .'          `.
+               /   O      O   \
+              :                :
+              |                |
+              : ',          ,' :
+               \  '-......-'  /
+                `.          .'
+                  '-......-'
+             .                       .
+            /:\                    /:\
+           /:::\ T H E   V O I D  /:::\
+          /:::::\   C L A I M S  /:::::\
+          \:::::/ A N O T H E R  \:::::/
+           \:::/                  \:::/
+            ':/  4       0       4 \:'
+              `.                 .'
+                `'-------------'`
+
+        YOUR PAGE HAS BEEN DEVOURED
+
+ +
+
+ [WARN] The page you seek has + vanished into the void +
+
[WARN] Possible causes:
+
+ - Page was mass: 0, eaten by /dev/null +
+
- Gremlins in the mainframe
+
- You typed with your eyes closed
+
- The matrix had a hiccup
+ +
+ visitor@ritual.sh:~$ + cd ~ + # return to safety + +
+
+ +
+ EXIT: + 404 + ERRNO: + ENOENT + SIGNAL: + LOST +
+
+
+
+
{{ end }}