ritual.sh/layouts/index.html
2026-01-06 08:43:53 +00:00

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{{ define "header" }}
<!-- Sir, this is a homepage -->
{{ end }}{{ define "main" }}
<div class="wall"></div>
<div class="window hidden-lg-down">{{ partial "elements/window.html" . }}</div>
<!-- Neon sign above monitor -->
<div class="homepage-neon">{{ partial "elements/neon-sign.html" . }}</div>
<!-- Sticky notes -->
<div class="sticky-note note1 hidden-xl-down">fix bugs</div>
<div class="sticky-note note2 hidden-xl-down">pwd:<br />puppies</div>
<div class="sticky-note note3 hidden-xl-down">finish<br />coffee</div>
<div class="sticky-note note4 hidden-xl-down">CALL<br />WIFE</div>
<!-- Papers pinned to wall -->
<div class="wall-paper paper1"></div>
<div class="wall-paper paper2"></div>
<!-- X-Files "I want to believe" poster -->
<div class="xfiles-poster hidden-lg-down">
<div class="xfiles-content">
<div class="ufo-illustration">
<div class="ufo-dome"></div>
<div class="ufo-body">
<div class="ufo-lights">
<div class="ufo-light"></div>
<div class="ufo-light"></div>
<div class="ufo-light"></div>
<div class="ufo-light"></div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="light-beam"></div>
</div>
<div class="believe-text">I WANT TO<br />BELIEVE</div>
</div>
</div>
<!-- Now playing poster on wall -->
<div class="poster hidden-xl-down">
<div class="poster-image" id="posterImage">
<script src="/js/nowplaying.js"></script>
<div class="nowplayingcard">
<div class="nowplayingcontainer-inner">
<img id="trackart" src="" />
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="now-playing-note">Recently Played</div>
<div class="now-playing-artist">
<div class="trackInfo">
<span id="artist"></span>
<a id="tracktitle" style="display: none"></a>
<a id="album" style="display: none"></a>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<script>
setInterval(
getLastTrack("ritualplays", "3a4fef48fecc593d25e0f9a40df1fefe"),
10 * 1000,
);
</script>
<!-- Desk -->
<div class="desk"></div>
<div class="homepage-container">
<!-- LEFT COLUMN -->
<div>
<div class="secondary-screen updates-monitor">
<div class="screen-display crt">
<div class="scroll">
> updates -lah<br />
{{ range first 10 (where .Site.RegularPages "Type"
"updates").ByDate.Reverse }} [<time
>{{ .Lastmod.Format "02-01-2006" }}</time
>]<br />
{{ .Plain }}<br />
---<br />
{{ end }}
<span class="cursor-blink">_</span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="secondary-screen wall-monitor-4 hidden-xl-down">
<div class="screen-display tiny amber crt">
> tail -f /var/log<br />
[INFO] Process OK<br />
[WARN] High load detected - time for coffee break<br />
[INFO] Connected to database (it's in a relationship now)<br />
[ERROR] 404: Motivation not found<br />
[WARN] Firewall detected actual fire, calling emergency services<br />
[INFO] Successfully hacked into mainframe (jk it's just localhost)<br />
[ERROR] Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.<br />
[WARN] Too many open tabs. Browser having existential crisis.<br />
[INFO] Ping 127.0.0.1 - there's no place like home<br />
[ERROR] SQL injection attempt detected. Nice try, Bobby Tables.<br />
<span class="cursor-blink">_</span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<!-- END LEFT COLUMN -->
<!-- CENTER COLUMN -->
<div class="hidden-lg-down">
<div class="crt-monitor">
<div class="crt-screen">
<div class="content crt">
<div id="terminal">
<div id="output"></div>
<div id="input-container" class="input-line hidden">
<span class="prompt">></span>
<input
type="text"
id="input"
autocomplete="off"
spellcheck="false"
/>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="monitor-stand">
<div class="stand-neck"></div>
<div class="stand-base"></div>
</div>
</div>
<!-- END CENTER COLUMN -->
<!-- RIGHT COLUMN -->
<div>
<div class="secondary-screen wall-monitor-2 hidden-xl-down">
<div class="screen-display tiny cyan crt">
<div class="scroll-text">
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 172.16.0.1:22<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 172.16.0.1:22<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 172.16.0.1:22<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 172.16.0.1:22<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 172.16.0.1:22<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 172.16.0.1:22<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 172.16.0.1:22<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 172.16.0.1:22<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 172.16.0.1:22<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 172.16.0.1:22<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 172.16.0.1:22<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 172.16.0.1:22<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 172.16.0.1:22<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 172.16.0.1:22<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
[PKT] 172.16.0.1:22<br />
[PKT] 192.168.1.1:443<br />
[PKT] 10.0.0.15:8080<br />
</div>
</div>
</div>
<a href="/blog/" class="secondary-screen blog-monitor">
<div class="screen-display crt">
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</div>
</a>
</div>
<!-- END RIGHT COLUMN -->
</div>
<div class="navigation">
<div class="nav-lamp">{{ partial "elements/lavalamp.html" . }}</div>
<div>
<a href="/audio/">
<div class="music">
<div class="music-text">MUSIC &amp; AUDIO GEAR</div>
{{ partial "elements/ipod.html" . }}
<div class="">{{ partial "elements/vu-meter.html" . }}</div>
<div class="notes">
<div class="note"></div>
<div class="note"></div>
<div class="note"></div>
<div class="note"></div>
<div class="note"></div>
<div class="note"></div>
</div>
</div>
</a>
</div>
<div>
<a href="/now/">
<div class="time-display">
{{ partial "elements/lcd-screen.html" (dict "text" "12:03:31"
"placeholder" "00:00:00") }}
</div>
</a>
</div>
<div>{{ partial "elements/crt-tv.html" . }}</div>
</div>
{{ range first 1 (where .Site.RegularPages "Type" "updates").ByDate.Reverse }}
<div id="latest-post">
<div id="latest-post-link">{{ .Permalink }}</div>
<div id="latest-post-title">{{ .Plain }}</div>
<div id="latest-post-date">{{ .Lastmod.Format "Jan 2, 2006" }}</div>
</div>
{{ end }} {{ end }}